Friday, August 28, 2009

Dr. Choong 金句:

When age going up, happiness is going down.
This is human natural.
You will find that to be "happy" is more and more difficult.

When you are young, you have time & strength but have no money.
When aged keep going up, you found you have money but have no time.
When you have time & money, you found have no strength anymore. (old)

Just like if a man is rich, sure not handsome;
If he is handsome, sure not rich.
Handsome + rich, haa... haa... sure GAY!

So? Don't go Disneyland after you success,
but you should borrow money and go Disneyland right now.
Then you able to maximize your happiness.

Don't be like me, i go Disneyland at aged 33,
have time & money but no strength!
A group of Japanese students about aged 18 still asking me:
 "Hey uncle, wanna join us?"


Before I play anything have to read the instruction 1st:

Roller Coaster?
Wah... 15 minutes non-stop + 70 km/j speed ...
Heart attack heart attack,
cannot cannot....

Bungy Jump?
Wah... probability will get eye trauma!
cannot cannot....

So, in the Disneyland  play nothing but only see the Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Winny the Pool...

There is a foreign father bring her ASTHMA daughter to play roller coaster,
I said "hey uncle uncle, do read the instruction? Your daughter will died you know..."
I still pointed out the instruction board.

He said: " Never mine, if she died at least died in eye closed.
At least she died happily...

I 'm very shock. That's why I standing there & wait,
because I wanna see whether her daughter will died or not.

So when the lady come down,
she did need her father to used the oxygen to claim down.
However, after recover, her father just said : 
"Jom try another one!"

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