Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Dr. Choong 名句:

How to choose a Husband?

How to know he is a rich guy? Listen to his sweet talk?
Not reliable!
Ask him 4 question:

1. What is the tax file no. of him?
If is SG or OG? If is OG means is sole-proprietor, businessman, GOOD!!

2. Did he has unabsorbed business loss c/f?
If yes & the amount is high, then useless. Poor guy!

3. What is his tax bracket?
Check to the chargeable tax rate! Paid tax RM30,000? Means total chargeable income at least RM172,056!

4. Last but not least, where is he living? Driving a luxury car doesn't mean he is rich in reality!
Only staying area tell the truth.

** To all Ladies:
Married to a rich guy's son is useless. Because the money will come to you only after his father died. So? be his mother!! Married to his father and you entitled share the money all the time!!

How to Choose a Wife?
How to know a girl is 温柔? She said it?
Do 3 test before married her:

1. Interview her brother (if have)
The way she treat her brother will be exactly the way she treated to you after married.
So, 1st should try to be friend with her brother, not her parents so that he will tell you the truth!

2. Bring her go to eat Kepong stim crab, See how she hantuk & buka the crab.
The more happiness & kuat-kuat of she, mean the more voilance she is.

3. Last, bring her eat buffet. If she choose to eat sashimi & raw food,
Haha..... Becarefull lar you.........


哪根葱 said...

LOL~~cool~~next time i have to run these test 1st before i make my 'investment'~~

flockgirl said...

i think a lot of gal wanna killed him liao.... hehe

Anonymous said...

the lecturer got asked girls turn down those request if boys ask so.. so we all alert about those "test"

Anonymous said...

The funny thing is: no matter how many times I listen, it still made me laugh kao lat kao lat!