weapon girl

自从在这个semester拿了Dr. Choong 的course后
不知不觉变得很依赖他
每个星期会不自觉地期待他的课
期待他的笑话

近来连续几堂都代课
瞎忙的情况下我本身又偷偷skip class
在缺乏笑料的后遗症里
脑袋开始停止运作
变成档机达人

之前的两小时课里，我可以笑足一个小时++
然后每天最爱做的就是不断跟roomate重复他的笑话
又或者串串明族英雄的奎房，继续repeat
睡前再回想，然后满足地带笑的入梦


我发现不停重复他说过的话
竟然让人非常愉快
而且在faculty里是很好的softskill weapon!!
也是学生的饭后话题
可没有了这些动力后
我整个人沮丧了好一阵子
开心与不开心开始没法取得平衡，
天枰渐渐倾向右

这星期二， 早上下这让人入眠的大雨
为了补充大脑缺乏的养素
人魔交战很快就定出胜负
在打开门溜进教室的瞬间
我瞄到了养分的主人
还是那幅欠扁的模样
真让我又爱又恨啊。。。

兴奋过头的下场，
就是不小心将我2000ml的大水壶放在桌上
然后。。。在我还沉醉在他上一个笑话的当儿，

Wah i thought last time i saw the Tupperware bottle is the biggest 1,
Now have is even more big!
(我看到东张西望的脑勺海正寻找主角）

You look so beautiful but bring the big bottle spoils all the thing!
How come all MU gal like to bring a big bottle to class?
Is it MU will has a big drought?
Or actually this is not a bottle but a weapon?
（众人不再慌张，因为我看到了每双望着我的眼）

 当他说完weapon时，我已经忍不住了开始放肆大笑
 那感觉真好，好像活回来了
 看来，在放假回来前得买好一瓶小的水壶
我可不想每次都被他 叫weapon girl

我没等到，至少现在还没

情绪的起伏，落差如槟城与吉隆坡，
在搁下电话的那瞬间，就开始倒数

心胸的宽敞度不知有没有极限，
不清楚，但我的绝对会过额，肯定会超支
我的向往很简单，在芳美辰的经典歌曲里一览无遗
我的自尊很低浅， 只要沟通里没有漠视

电话搁下了- 痛，
沟通被漠视了- 很痛
我沉默   不代表没知觉
沉默了     是因为感到悲哀  感到厌倦
是因为很在乎你们

很喜欢《天堂鸟》的引句：

我们都在自己的世界里，
爱着不属于这世界的人。
我们都在黑暗中期待光线。
我们，都在猜想黎明的时间。

明明不喜欢黑暗， 却又不肯踏出第一步
继续呆在那里等待， 等待奇迹的出现，
宁愿猜黎明的曙光， 也不愿主动出击

用‘猜’ 字是因为谁都不能掌握黎明的到来，
漫漫长夜，慢慢熬，
谁知道,或许自己没能等到黎明的时刻
只能遗憾一生了

我
还没看到曙光，却已堕入更生的绝望之中

我的blogspot有色色的网页来给comment...哇！！！
救命！！

相信我，我形象这么好，
怎么可能会有这般“朋友” 咧！！

所以说。。。请高抬双手，来教教我！！

50 ：50

50 ：50
这是开心和伤心的比例

所以
当你笑了二十分钟时

相对的
你也将会流二十分钟的泪

Dr. Choong 金句：

When age going up, happiness is going down.
This is human natural.
You will find that to be "happy" is more and more difficult.

When you are young, you have time & strength but have no money.
When aged keep going up, you found you have money but have no time.
When you have time & money, you found have no strength anymore. (old)

Just like if a man is rich, sure not handsome;
If he is handsome, sure not rich.
Handsome + rich, haa... haa... sure GAY!

So? Don't go Disneyland after you success,
but you should borrow money and go Disneyland right now.
Then you able to maximize your happiness.

Don't be like me, i go Disneyland at aged 33,
have time & money but no strength!
A group of Japanese students about aged 18 still asking me:
 "Hey uncle, wanna join us?"

UNCLE! CALL ME UNCLE YOU KNOW?!
I JUST FEEL LIKE WANNA TUMBOK HER!!

Before I play anything have to read the instruction 1st:

Roller Coaster?
Wah... 15 minutes non-stop + 70 km/j speed ...
Heart attack heart attack,
cannot cannot....

Bungy Jump?
Wah... probability will get eye trauma!
cannot cannot....


So, in the Disneyland  play nothing but only see the Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Winny the Pool...
(woo...wah...)

There is a foreign father bring her ASTHMA daughter to play roller coaster,
I said "hey uncle uncle, do read the instruction? Your daughter will died you know..."
I still pointed out the instruction board.

He said: " Never mine, if she died at least died in eye closed.
At least she died happily...

I 'm very shock. That's why I standing there & wait,
because I wanna see whether her daughter will died or not.

So when the lady come down,
she did need her father to used the oxygen to claim down.
However, after recover, her father just said : 
"Jom try another one!"

I ＨＡＴＥ OCBC !

今天跟宋大师约会，
回程时就骑着野狼去附近的ATM 机领钱，
最近的就只有OCBC这间，
想说为了省油省时间，
所以就进去按啦！

Password: xxxxxx

Balance Inquiry: RM1,047.33

Withdraw: RM 40

Resit Printing.......

一看，哇！！为什么after withdraw banlance 会变成 RM997.33!!

旁边有个服务电话，宋大师九打。

嘟。。。嘟。。。（没人接）

就在我们决定重拨时，不小心瞄到 notice 上的小table：

Malaysia         OCBC                                    RM1.00

                       Local bank to other bank        RM 12

靠？！ 夭寿！ 这么贵哦？！
虽然不知为什么少扣我RM 2, 但还是被坑了！                  

所以，呼吁大家，记得远离 OCBC!
怎样算这笔帐也划不来！
就连自家的 bank 也得charge RM 1!

Dr. Choong 金句：

Malaysian people enter University normally at 19 years old, graduate at age 23. Working 3-4 years as a job hunter and gain job experience. Another 3 years saving money to buy house / car. (Malaysian gal prefer 'secure' guy) so probably will married at aged 30 -32. some more still wait for another 2 year for 2 人世界。 when both having a baby at this aged, Congratulation!! That is a high probability to claim extra RM5000 relief for disable child!! What a tax planning!!

Dr. Choong 名句：

How to choose a Husband?

How to know he is a rich guy? Listen to his sweet talk?
Not reliable!
Ask him 4 question:

1. What is the tax file no. of him?
If is SG or OG? If is OG means is sole-proprietor, businessman, GOOD!!

2. Did he has unabsorbed business loss c/f?
If yes & the amount is high, then useless. Poor guy!

3. What is his tax bracket?
Check to the chargeable tax rate! Paid tax RM30,000? Means total chargeable income at least RM172,056!

4. Last but not least, where is he living? Driving a luxury car doesn't mean he is rich in reality!
Only staying area tell the truth.

** To all Ladies:
Married to a rich guy's son is useless. Because the money will come to you only after his father died. So? be his mother!! Married to his father and you entitled share the money all the time!!

How to Choose a Wife?
How to know a girl is 温柔? She said it?
Lying!!
Do 3 test before married her:

1. Interview her brother (if have）
The way she treat her brother will be exactly the way she treated to you after married.
So, 1st should try to be friend with her brother, not her parents so that he will tell you the truth!

2. Bring her go to eat Kepong stim crab, See how she hantuk & buka the crab.
The more happiness & kuat-kuat of she, mean the more voilance she is.

3. Last, bring her eat buffet. If she choose to eat sashimi & raw food,
Haha..... Becarefull lar you.........

Dr. Choong Kwai Fatt 金句：

Don't buy life insurance,
you never know whether the company still there or not after you retired.
same like current situation,
a lot insurance company winding up because of the Lehman Brother's.

so what should you buy?
Accident insurance!!
with RM400, you able to claim RM50,000 or even more!!!(depend to the package)
so when you cross the road,
you wouldn't even look left look right,
refer to our 1st rules of Rukun Negara:
"Kepercayaan Kepade Tuhan"
keep it inside wholeheartedly,
close your eye, just CROSS!!

Like Italian said:
ＴＨＥ　ＣＡＲ　ＷＩＬＬ　ＡＤＪＵＳＴ　ＴＨＥＭＳＥＬＶＥＳ！！

And...
when you hit by the car,
your mum will shout inside the heart:
wow!!

LOW INVESTMENT, HIGH RETURN!!

贵发名句：

don't buy life insurance,
you never know whether the company still there or not after you retired.